"I'm incredibly clean. It's just sometimes these things happen. Once I didn't go home all night, I was outside - al fresco - and suddenly I realised I was supposed to be at the dentist. I think I was probably still drunk when I turned up. I walked in and the dentist said, 'Before we do anything, Tracey, I think you should clean your teeth.' And I went and looked in the mirror and I had sperm all round my chin."

> Ontboezemingen van Tracey in This much I know (The Observer, met dank aan Tonie)